Were and teir

Conditions: Hot 'n Blustery

Old Hrdwre.

My keybord hs problem. The '' key isn't working. (hint: rhymes with 'hey'). Now in this modern world we live in, it's simple solution: buy nother keybord. Well I hve problem with tht. I like this keybord. It's n old IBM model, with relly chunky feel to it, nd solid-feeling keys. This thing isn't orgnic, it's not ll soft nd pologetic like modern ones re. It's not like typing on dmp sponge, like new keybords. this is mns keybord. solid lump of thing tht one cn swet over, hmmering out code like the devil himself. I've lived on this keybord for s long s I cn remember, nd I wnt it repired. It's only one key. You'd think tht would be OK. But oh no. Every single Computer Repir shop in the yellow pges wnts to give me ttitude, insted of recieving my money. "We don't repir keybords", they sy. "Why don't you just buy new one", they sy. "They only cost 40 bucks", they sy. "We do you good del", they sy. Well screw them. I don't wnt new keybord, I wnt good one. nd they don't mke good ones nymore, like everything else from crs to tosters to televsions to movies, if you wnt qulity, rel qulity, you've got to go with something older.